That's the great work of our great public school system.. Keep it up y'all!!

I... What? You would think the power outage confusion would be more likely due to something that DOESN'T have batteries, since cell phones, MP3 players, handheld gaming systems, and laptops are much more prominently used these days than their grandaddies which require the wall socket.

I sincerely hope that child does not reproduce

I think you've found your gift for him for what ever holiday of presents OP's family celebrates. Get him a science text book and maybe a few others of varying topics just incase. There is no reason for him not too know especially at that age it's sad.

Your brother is going places. Not college, but places.

As Einstein once said "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

Wow, some people are just so dumb.

I feel sorry for any girlfriend that one can find. But maybe she'll be shocked if her cell phone still works if a phone pole fell down two blocks away.

As smart as my sister

misread as "fleshlights" was 1000x funnier