Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other...

By stupiddrunk - 1/3/2011 01:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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By ritzbits | 0

#2135734 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

By kingtz | 6

#2135827 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:12

Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.

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By ritzbits | 0

#2135734 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

yazmi_09 | 3

#2135837 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:13

kinky night eh?

LaneyyLOVE | 0

#2135858 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:20

Really! Mustv'e been one hell of a night!

bebz_fml | 0

#2135951 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:51

you could take the collar off..

AsianCookie247 | 14

#2135961 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:54

hahaha ^^ I was thinking the same thing

redbluegreen | 40

#2135964 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:57

How would you suggest they take the collar off if they have handcuffs on?

goodbacon | 2

#2136018 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:26

Reach behind his head and unhook it. Just because he's handcuffed doesn't mean he cant move his hands together.

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#2136265 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 12:51

No, you can still reach over your head and behind your neck.

smfyo | 0

#2136520 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:56

haha

HomeAl0ne | 20

#2137778 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 20:02

Naked, hands cuffed behind his back and with the electric dog collar around his genitals.

That's how my mom would have done it.

tashaburr | 0

#2137907 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:00

I bet the dog was the one who got the op drunk...lol

nutsackmuscle | 0

#2138118 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 22:41

hello OP do you wanna play little game. :)

vabeach94 | 0

#2138140 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 22:48

what if it was locked as well

teddy4nyy | 13

#2138297 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 23:24

i hate to think how u found out where the keys were

GreatGeak | 8

#2144885 - Thursday 3 March 2011 10:16

100, Saw reference?

izztranlyn | 2

#2217781 - Monday 21 March 2011 19:06

lol

t52280 | 2

#5118436 - Monday 5 November 2012 21:36

Your dumb.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5948937 - Sunday 18 May 2014 8:00

the better idea is turning off the fence...

By dank1 | 0

#2135738 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

Like old times...FIRST!!!

duckie227 | 22

#2135750 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:59

second you mean? haha fail

By neskian | 0

#2135748 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:59

third!

By lol_ironic_life | 9

#2135752 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:00

hmm...tough one op unless you're very flexible and can get your arms to the front of your body. Ouch :/

iSitt | 0

#2135944 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:50

op didn't say his hands were behind him.
and the book DUNE says you are human, so you can ignore the non lethal (by design) shock to reach the keys.

However, pics of you last night are all over facebook by now. So fyl for that.

xiaoxaio | 5

#3668088 - Thursday 1 December 2011 6:28

damn op, you really know how to party

By darkpyro0988 | 0

#2135761 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:01

you probably were the one who suggested in your drunken stupor that you could pull off the escape... I don't feel bad for you OP

deewekoms | 0

#2141565 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:18

win

By Qluz | 3

#2135763 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:02

invisible doggy fence.....?!

Ranimal | 12

#2135811 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:08

It's like a sensor parameter so dogs get shocked if they go near or past the edge of it.

CrazyGirl445 | 4

#2136311 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:13

I was wondering the same thing

magmarofl | 1

#3232454 - Sunday 4 September 2011 8:19

Basically it's an invisible fence if the dog or whatever is wearing the collar passes it will get shocked to mark the area you place special flags it's happened to me also