By stupiddrunk - 1/3/2011 01:10 - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
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  iSitt  |  0

op didn't say his hands were behind him.
and the book DUNE says you are human, so you can ignore the non lethal (by design) shock to reach the keys.

However, pics of you last night are all over facebook by now. So fyl for that.

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  magmarofl  |  1

Basically it's an invisible fence if the dog or whatever is wearing the collar passes it will get shocked to mark the area you place special flags it's happened to me also