Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
hannaaaahr 33
I feel worse about the fact that you go to the Mac Donalds to cheer yourself up than the fact that you broke down crying there.
CremeEggs 6
FYI it's McDonald's, not Mac Donald's. Curdles me inside when people spell it that way.
Silent_Thrill 17
*For your information *it* curdles me inside when people try to correct others while using acronyms and leaving out words. Oh yeah... Mac Donald's.
CremeEggs 6
You don't like acronyms? Acronyms all over the place. Best to remove you account so you don't have to see them here again. Also, it* was intentionally left out as I felt it was not needed.
drewflav 17
#48, How would you feel if I called you Silent_Trill instead of Silent_Thrill just because I felt like it? If you don't like it, spell the name of the company correctly please. Mac and Mc are not quite the same thing. Same shout goes to #14.
poccocurantes 7
Yeah 14 and 48. You seem to have offended every Scotsman on here. I am American and I could care less if you call it Mac Donalds or McDonalds. it's a made up name anyway.
Silent_Thrill 17
#71- It would not bother me. Thanks for asking.
jampang6 5
#78 Not cool man.
dontpanic_fml 32
#73, what exactly is a "made-up name"? Just curious.
poccocurantes 7
Referring to the fact that Ray Crock wanted a name that sounded thrifty so he chose McDonalds. However if you are refering to the fact that there is no hyphen between made and up, oh well.
dontpanic_fml 32
No no, I definitely wasn't referring to that. That would be pathetic. However, that's not "made up" any more than any other name. It's a name, same as any other. I do get irritated when people misspell it.
maddog1234 9
Okay If any of you haven't noticed some people just aren't as smart as others or maybe just don't go to McDonalds as much as you so they don't know. Also, depending on what your using to be on this website your auto correct separates it and puts it as Mac Donalds. So take a chill pill and get off their case.
hannaaaahr 33
Hereby I apologize for all those whom insides I curdled and to all the Scottish and Irish I offended. like 135 said, I don't go to the McDonalds all that often, but thank you for enlightening me in the world of writing the names of fastfood chains!
dontpanic_fml 32
I never go to McDonalds. But you are forgiven. ;)
keatongunner 5
135 I checked auto correct and it does not change it.
CremeEggs 6
I just want to point out that OP used the correct spelling, so there isn't much of an excuse. But your apology is accepted... This time =P On a semi contradicting note: I don't mind when it's shortened to Macca's. In fact, here in the land of Oz, McDonald's have changed some of their golden arch signage to actually say Macca's. I believe it's mostly McOpCo (non franchise stores) as I believe it doesn't cost the store anything to have it changed. This is mostly due to Australia Day which is coming up next weekend.
TheOath 12
Next destination- Burger King
heavenleigh85 5
I want to cry now after this suggestion! Yuck
poccocurantes 7
Says the plate of raw fish.
heavenleigh85 5
Sushi is awesome lol
metaphoristic 8
No Burger King in Finland :(
HowieDoIt 21
Sounds like the guy whose girlfriend saw him crying on the bathroom floor with ice cream. Just keep optimistic, things get better eventually :)
emilyjgraham 34
Just this guy didn't guess his ice cream. :( Chin up OP! You sound like you just need a hug!
Cherryheart 22
How did the cashier handle the situation? Tissues for free?
neeni88 23
They better have given you a smile for free at least, as promised!
perdix 31
They're lying. They just think you are too fat. Even McDonald's has its limits.
Bigger_than_Jesu 5
Mmmm depression induced junk food binge. How about and apple and a run to decompress instead?
sens3sfailing 25
Exercise is not how everyone relaxes. I know that a lot of people do, and that it releases endorphins and everything. But I like getting cozy when I want to get rid of stress.
onorexveritas 24
you go to McD's to feel better?
white16sox 19
It's called comfort food. You know, like in the movies where the girl gets dumped so she eats a ton of ice cream.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I know how that feels, OP. It all bottles up inside and then you just get to that one breaking point, no matter how trivial, where your emotions just explode. FYL, man.
EsOSiQueEs 14
Never think things can't get any worse. Just when you do, BAM! No McFlurry for you, which means things just got worse.
perdix 31
This is what alcohol is for. Sure, they may run out of the ingredients for foo-foo drinks, but they'll always have plenty of the hard stuff that'll fix your problems.
tmx90 5
Maybe he was going to put some hard stuff in his McFlurry.
your_ma 27
I was reading this thinking "you don't need a mcflurry mate you need a cup of man the hell up" but yea whiskey will do the same job...