Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my boyfriend of eight happy months suddenly broke up with me via text. He'd always insisted that texts were too impersonal. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
In his defense, texts are like gold when they're limited
lollipopz8988 0
Wait...did he text you to tell you he only had 8 texts left?? Because if that's the case why couldn't he have just used that opportunity to cheer you up instead.
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Comments (97)
fletcherfashion 0
why are you being dramatic about his not being able to reply fully? Get over it and stop whining over text messages and talk to him in person.
ConSeannery 0
I'm sensing that you might be really high maintenance and he didnt' want to have a 50-100 reply texting conversation to maintain you
Fozzitude 0
It's pretty sad that texting seems to be the only means of communication for some people
starcheckered 0
maybe you should have called him.... people are too weird now. whatever happened to actually using the cell phone to make a call?
phakov 0
hahaha, i can totally see myself doing that
weewoo12 0
hahahha, thats really funny, because he wasted a text to tell u that
Vehicle 1
WOW. 8 texts... He still had time to say something sweet back! =[
thevaliantknight 0
Well if he is too cheap to spring for a few extra texts to cheer his lady up, hes cheap. Dump him. Hes probably a bad tipper too.
redneckbruce 0
Texts are precious and maybe it would have taken more then those 8 to tell you how he feels
Sexxi 0
for everyone saying he could have just used the 8 texts to cheer her up, 8 texts is basically a conversation with four sentences per person. not enough to really cheer her up. also if my girlfriend texts me saying she loves me i wouldnt assume she is in a bad mood, just that she wants to talk to me