Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Love language
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Thanks honey
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Hypocrite move
Today, my boyfriend of eight happy months suddenly broke up with me via text. He'd always insisted that texts were too impersonal. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
In his defense, texts are like gold when they're limited
lollipopz8988 0
Wait...did he text you to tell you he only had 8 texts left?? Because if that's the case why couldn't he have just used that opportunity to cheer you up instead.
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sLap_fml 0
i'm sure it couldn't have been that big of a deal, if you really needed him, you could have just called him, he would have definitely talked to you then. i do not have limited texting, but i can imagine that they are something used for more of an "emergency" then just every day talk since they are so limited!
AntiChrist7 0
if you choose a dick as boyfriend, its your own fault
pgray18 0
thats not being a dick.. he might have wanted to have a romantic convo with u but with only 8 texts u cant really have one.. dont jump to conclusions like most girls do.. make sure he's a dick before u go off on him..
jennaleighhh 0
eww, what an ass. Dump that kid....by texting you and saying he only has 8, hes making it clear he doesnt want YOU texting him, because he doesnt want to answer yours. Who would he be saving the last 7 for? And the fact that he didnt call, thats a major deuche point. I feel for you, honey!
ammali 0
Ugh, that sucks. Men are so clueless sometimes.
alex_smokin_okin 0
I can totally relate to that, he must have been jewish like me
ihpb09 2
to counter all the women out there (including OP) who think that "men are pigs" because of this: 1) texts are like gold when they're limited, ESPECIALLY if he's only got 8 left. 2) in a situation where you need serious cheering up, OP should have called. texting does not do the job. 3) he did not waste that text. as many have pointed out, he used 1 text to save a conversation. 4) in the dude's defense, when i FIRST read OP's post, my first thought was "this guy probably meant it in a romantic way, meaning that he cannot express his feelings sufficiently through only 8 texts, and he tried to say this through a witty remark". i thought this because that's what i would've done. if my gf was in a state that needed such cheering up, a comment like this taken the right way can put a smile on her face.
tentenjen 0
That sucks. Texting plans all suck. Limited makes you have to be concious about how much you're using. Unlimited is super expensive. Then when you have none at all, like me, people don't know that and send you texts anyway! THEN you end up having to pay like a dollar for each text you get.
stefie413 0
My boyfriend's done the same thing to me. You could've called him, but then he might have told you that he doesn't have unlimited calling time either. This is why cell phones suck. :-
ohdamn_fml 2
I agree with everyone who said to call him. It's a f*cking phone, use it