Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
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Sindyy 0
That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O
CallMeHush 1
How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?
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Comments (128)
Icarus_II 0
Good luck with getting laid, and don't forget, IHOP has unlimited pancakes so if you can't get none then get some at IHOP. Eating with your fatass FML'ers is ideal nowadays.
BritishHobo 0
Man, I wish I had an IHOP to go to.
LauraTheKiwi 0
Join the club.
Paradoodle 5
well if thy guy you are gonna go out with can't unnderstand then he isn't worth it. that does suck though
CallMeHush 1
How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?
deng314 0
hah, I was thinking the same thing!
orangesodaftw 0
@ # 1- that's what she said
imchanel 0
ohhh that sucks try makeup or those bandages you put on your bumps that literally rip them off
sks4613 1
seriously 22 years of perfect skin and you FINALLY have a guy to go out with?? What that says to me is you've had great skin but your ass is the size of a dump truck. I somehow doubt the pimples matter!
aardvarkish 17
a gas mask will hide them pretty well...
howsentimental 0
Oh noes. 22 years of perfect skin and then a few zits on St Hallmark's day. Yeah, your life is really ******...
Person1233 13
I had 15 years of clear skin .. Then at 15 I got a huge red pimple on my forehead D:< FYL, OP.
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
wth why are they GREEN?!?!
catatonicsleep 17
maybe they are infected....