Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
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Sindyy 0
That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O
CallMeHush 1
How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?
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Comments (128)
JohnyF 0
well... u can say to him that that's what happens when u fall in love. kinda hormonic
scene13 0
me 2. i only have one. but it sucks
Gucci_Girl 2
Pop
regionrat 0
Lawl. About time it happens to a bitch with "perfect" skin. I can't get rid of my shitty skin, and you know I'd kill for ONE day of perfect skin, and then some whiny bitch complains about one day of bad skin. Pffffft.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Because all girls with perfect skin are bitches? Your comment reeks of jealousy. "About time it happens to a bitch with 'perfect' skin". Nobody has "perfect" skin, you know. My skin's clear and acne free, but it's oily as hell and not soft. Don't hate on other girls 'cuz they have what you don't. Although, you CAN hate on OP for being so whiny about one day of bad skin.
looloogirl 0
r'amen to that #62 i wash my face 3x a day and my pimples STILL WONT GO AWAY. Boo hoo OP, i feel sooooooo sorry for you
HaileyBeth16 1
Uhmm I don't think #62 is jealous....stuff like that just gets annoying..(kinda like skinny girls calling themselves fat).there's probably a lot worse stuff that couldve happen to OP. It's just a little acne. No big deal....
pinkpigpie11 2
i had "perfect skin" for 13 years.... then i grew up.
andyank 0
if ur face has been perfect for 22 years why is ur username zitgirl?
darkmis1 18
How does a nose full of zits pop up overnight?
LetsMango 0
Is it just me, or do those not sound like zits at all?
fylseriously 0
make up should b your friend right now
gr3y_fml 1
That's what those masks are meant to do. There's no totally instant cure.