By Sleeeeeep - 19/08/2010 04:10 - France

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML
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deadlyassdaniel 0

Its probably just R kelly . He has been trapped in that closet for a while.

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Bemajinn 0

this is a definite FYL, you can't choose what you're scared of, even if it's not real. hence why it's called an "irrational" fear.

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Peacemaker9 7

ouch indeed....and sorta sad I mean cmon now that like me still thinking there's a tooth fairy or Santa clause and I'm 17

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PenelopeClearwat 0

haha 1 said it all! still, not all your fault I suppose(: it may he something op can't control.

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Peacemaker9 7

may have a point there....

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SettoFail 9

can I have your ambien? I have a real reason i acctually can't ******* sleep. that's why I'm on here right now. YDI OP

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mona_is_here 10

Actually, OP, you need to go see a psychiatrist rather than just a therapist. Because you might have some kind of disorder, since it's not normal to be scared of monsters at your age.

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black_knight402 0

don't worry the closet monster won't rape your ass

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SettoFail 9

yeah your an hour ahead of me /: this shit sucks I'm gonna flip.

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_streets_ 19

yeah it sucks ass..I think I'm tired..just can't fall asleep, meh this is shitty :(

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SettoFail 9

yeah exactly. I desperately want to sleep but I can't. ****

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tweetbaby14 18

*jumps out OPs closet* BOO!! hahaha lame

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FunnyWeasel 7

don't worry OP, you can always find somebody to check the closet. =D

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NonExistentCok 0

my sis said she saw a ghost in our house ...she's 23 and she was actually scared :|

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DearLar 0

:( Monsters are pretty scary. My 3year old cousin agrees.

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2gether4ever 0

OMG so does my sister ! ... but shes 4. :)

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deafeningsilence 8

Did anyone else have a little bit of trouble reading this FML?

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hellokittywhore 0

well that's because there ARE monsters in your closet.

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Hamsterzilla 0

and I guess u believe in santa claus too?

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crazyazzkike 0

no worries bro. you're Teddy bear is there to protect you :) YDI GTF over it k.

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generalcheif123 0

I used to have that fear when I was 5-7 my babysitter told me she threw a glass of water at it and it would go away:D

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priscilla_28 5

Thinking Ickis might show up and get you? C'mon you're 22, ask the doctor to prescribe you something that'll make you more of a man.

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goodwithoutgods 20

Phobias are not controllable, that's kind of the point. If it's a controllable or rational fear then it's not classified as a phobia. FYL, OP.

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BehindTheSun 2

Yeah... Try a psychologist, not some Ambien.

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deadlyassdaniel 0

Its probably just R kelly . He has been trapped in that closet for a while.

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jessBeAqueen 13

one of the few comments that has actually made me laugh...kuddos!

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Bemajinn 0

this is a definite FYL, you can't choose what you're scared of, even if it's not real. hence why it's called an "irrational" fear.

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mona_is_here 10

5, I agree! I don't understand why people press YDI because one can't control their fears.

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timma90 4

I totally agree but you could always padlock that mo'******* closet. :D

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kurato 6

Agree, many people might think it stupid. But only people who it affect can see it. Such as I see clown as people wearing silly make up, but there are still people with clown phobia (what ever the scientific name is). Like many other post, I recommence seeing a psychiatrist then taking medicine.

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KatieOta 0

really? that's not something people do because it's "fun" . how f*ing rude are you?

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itsbriiibaby 0

you can get ambien for that?! that's crazy.

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misfitSuperStar 0

Baaahaaahhhaaaaahhaa!!! R. Kelly!! Good one!

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mandacakes 0

go watch disneys monsters inc. the monsters in the closet are nice and just trying to do their jobs

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Something about the chameleon-like monster going through all the closet doors in that movie freaked me the hell out. I was in my late teens when I saw it.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being a wuss. YDI for being a pill-popper. YDI for not realizing that the monster is actually Pedobear, and he thinks you look young enough to enjoy.

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