By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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Queensland 27

All these FMLs are the same damn thing. I'd like to see something other than same stories rewritten over and over.

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AU_Lovebird 17

well that does sound embarrassing. Sorry op! Just try to be quieter next time or put on some music

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JocelynKaulitz 28

If OP is female, I'm sure it's not quite easy to be quiet the first time. Especially if there's spanking involved.

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stuckintime 17

It's hard to be quiet for some any time let alone the first, music could help cover for the next time. Led Zeppelin, Beatles was always a good cover in the dorm, it's just a good idea anytime.

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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

op your name! haha

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DaeccaD 5

at op: be loud. be proud and enjoy yourself. never try to hold in your enjoyment. scream in the sheets and dance in the streets!

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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lexiieeex3 32

How does it sound like this is the first time people have had sex in her dorm recently? There was no indication of that whatsoever. OP just had loud sex. And walls are thin. Pure and simple.

meli1195 31

no need to overreact and be rude? #7 was just commenting on the post

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chlorinegreen 27

It sounds like the first time throughout the dorm, because if other students were having sex you would have known that you can hear it through the walls.

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Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Also. Considering she spoke of "Today, I discovered" or something like that. ( I forgot) that means she didn't learn it yet, duh. And that means that no one else had sex for a while, because else she would have heard it and took notice, therefore. He is correct. Good day, hooligans.

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Was it as fast as a lightning bolt?

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jds14 20

Either that or OP is the only one in the dorm getting a good lay...

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ndnpride88 25

Bet that walk of shame was embarrassing

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invadermaythe1st 35

First of all, do you even know what a walk of shame is? Second of all, if you do, re read the FML.

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swanheart 35

Maybe they meant the walk of shame for the other person?

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VampOfSavannah 31

Judging by the title of the post and the spanking, it sounded like her first time was very enjoyable. There is no shame in that.

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MeltedMango 8

I can't say that it should be unexpected though...

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devildog562 33

Well at least it's memorable and you learned new things. I say that's a good college experience.

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xleanne_aLly 23

As embarrassing as that is. At least its a memorable experience you can laugh about later. Plus it sounds like you will only be one of many OP.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

That's pretty much every dorm ever. You can't expect the walls to be luxuriously thick, they house a lot of students. You would not believe the things I heard my upstairs neighbor get up to every week during my senior year.

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countryb_cth 38

Do tell what they got up to, I'm very intrigued.

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