Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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Top comments
CurlyQute 17
What is wrong with people?? Why are some people so inconsiderate!?!
jamesderp 15
**** the selfie stick
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Comments (117)
EverettA 16
Next time photobomb the selfies and say you're "cleaning up"
carzaki27 12
Wow, what an inconsiderate bitch.
lexwilder 16
Honestly younger teenage girls are the worst customers! Should've made her clean it!
MissBehavin77 18
I didn't even know what a selfie stick was, I had to google it. I have lost even more hope for humanity.
summergirl69 16
I have no idea what that is
sstahpp 33
HASHTAG SLAP THAT BITCH
laden_swallow09 35
HASHTAG CHOKE A HOE
sstahpp 33
HASHTAG HASHTAG HASHTAG
Mynamewontfi 40
Should've smacked her with the stick.
ballbags 14
Hey call it job security. Gave you something to do.
laden_swallow09 35
Do a web search for and read up on "broken window fallacy". That should give you some idea why you sound like an insufferable a-hole.
ballbags 14
Wow I'm the asshole here.
laden_swallow09 35
I like to think the thumbs speak for themselves.
Silk_Routes 14
teenage girls are like confused freaks...a vehicle without destination n direction..worst experience ever
Enkeria 30
Umm...kind of offended by this.
The_Avatar 22
The only reason to put a camera on a stick is if you are a professional filmmaker in hollywood or a scientist doing research. Otherwise you're just a douche.
lexwilder 16
I actually bought one for my costa Rica trip. it saves you from asking strangers to take your pictures
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Using it for group pictures is understandable, but using it to only take a picture of yourself does makes you look like a douchebag.
travellingfun 18
Where do you work? I just would like to know why a girl specifically wanted to take a selfie there, seems so random.
meli1195 31
people like coming into name brand stores or stores that would look cool in a picture just so they can post it up and say "look where I'm at" even if they have no intention of buying anything