Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
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Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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Top comments
CurlyQute 17
What is wrong with people?? Why are some people so inconsiderate!?!
jamesderp 15
**** the selfie stick
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Comments (117)
netflixislife 15
...who randomly carries a selfie stick with them
Dean__Winchester 16
Apparently the chick in this FML story. Me personally, I don't understand them. I think they're worthless, but get a dumbass douchebag and suddenly you make money from it, because it's "absolutely amazing"...
Shade1982 21
I don't even know what a selfie stick is...
Dean__Winchester 16
That's a devoted SnapChat user
white_terrorist 5
Maybe you should have said something instead of just standing there.
momac86 17
I'd've confiscated that until she cleaned up her own mess and then snapped a picture of her doing it... Selfie that one sweetie
Khaleesi_D 9
Took a cruise at the end of January and you know how flight have safety briefings about where the emergency exits are, well cruises do too, and ours got delayed because idiots wouldn't shut up and listen. On chick was actually using a selfie stick though.Thank God we weren't put in a situation where we had to use what we were told because I think half the people in the meeting would've died.
nodai 13
Sounds to me that she created a distraction so someone so could steal stuff.
ki700 8
Can we all just agree that selfie sticks look ******* ridiculous
squarecircles 13
Yet other uses for the selfie stick comes to mind...such as bopping spoiled little sh*ts over the head with.
badgercheese94 16
I would have murdered her
burristhethird 16
You should of told her to go **** her selfie...