Love and Work: Mixed feelings

Mixed feelings

By Spanner - 25/04/2019 00:00

Today, I realized why a female colleague keeps asking me if I'm high when I'm not. All I'm thinking when I see her is how glad I am to see her. Dilated pupils, flushed face, stupid grin on my face? I'm not high. I'm in love with her. She's married. Oh, and she wants to be my roommate for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML

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Work husband

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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The grass is never actually greener

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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Can't turn it off

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML

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Coinkydink

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Take your time

By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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TCRII 29

Thursday 25 April 2019 0:34

Don’t be her roommate. You will either be miserable, or destroy her marriage.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:20

Why does your married colleague want to live with you for a year, instead of her spouse?

Comments

TCRII 29

Thursday 25 April 2019 0:34

Don’t be her roommate. You will either be miserable, or destroy her marriage.

tounces7 27

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:42

You can't destroy someone's marriage. That's a choice they themselves have to make.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 April 2019 0:45

Threesome! You’re welcome.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:17

sounds like a bad time all around

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:20

Why does your married colleague want to live with you for a year, instead of her spouse?

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:01

They (as a couple) might be looking to have an extra person living with them to share costs.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:22

Yeah that's just a bad idea say no best case scenario you hook up she leaves her husband and you wonder while dating if she will do the same to you. Trust I had same situation fell for a women who was a friend and married. Hooked up she left her husband moved in with me turned into a total nightmare. Karma came back at me for breaking up a marriage. RUN RUN RUN

tounces7 27

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:42

Why does she want to be you roommate...?

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 25 April 2019 5:31

Possibly share costs, like another person said.

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 25 April 2019 5:27

Nope nope nope. Don’t get involved especially if you have that strong feelings for her. Tell her you’d love to but are not able to and then make up some excuse. Then keep her as a distant friend