Love: Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:01

lol haha that's funny

bustyboi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

that blows!

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robinsn 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 11:30

That'll teach him, eh?

aFMLaddict 0

Monday 9 August 2010 18:43

This actually turns me on.

kingskorpio 3

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:48

Lmfaoooooo oh god that's funny

ThomasJCP 0

Monday 25 October 2010 6:53

did he smell his hand?

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:30

Lol pretend like it never happened.

allyleigh 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:12

hahaha. oh geeeeez! that would embarrass me SOSOSO bad if i ever did that... but it's okay! us girls fart too, guys. just normally not when people slap our asses... lmao.

artisttgirl 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:45

you just made my life:)

Aalma 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:13

lol!

magicman1 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:17

doesnt matter if u dont know him and he did that he obviously had no respect for women anyway

kelbell15 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:55

lol thats so embarassing....

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