By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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JackRocksSoSuckI 0

lol haha that's funny

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mlgreco 6

woopey cushon love. the best.

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trever77 0

Haha but honestly if a girl farts around me that's a good sign to me. To me it means she has a sense of humor and that she's conferrable around me

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Whoa,, if your lucky, it probably didn't smell xD

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SkyBug91 5

Wow. He probably thought that was appealing.

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MisUnFortunate 31

Well that's what he deserves for being the type of douche nozzle to go around slapping girls on the ass... I don't care how "hot" someone is, they have no right to be that rude ._. Oh unless it's a hot skinny girl, they're allowed to do whatever they want, everyone knows that.

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lil_ham1644 29

And that, class, is how a predator attacks. I hope you were taking notes.

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