Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, I had a parent come in for a conference. When she stepped into my classroom, she immediately went on a rant about how I’m "woke indoctrinating" her child and threatened to homeschool her. She then stormed out. I had a rainbow chart of the colors and a poster of multicolored hands. I teach 1st grade. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I was once again berated by an idiotic parent. I’ve been called a filthy liberal, a groomer, and had my job threatened several times. All of this because I was teaching second graders about pronouns. You know, the part of English grammar that replaces a noun. Nothing political at all. FML
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unscrupulous 13
A school here was sued because they had the students write an essay about whether the holocaust was real or not, a Jewish family was so upset (like anyone would be) and funded a trip to the Museum of Tolerance for everyone in that school.
flamingarrow59 21
didn't you know? Obama staged the whole thing
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jesuis_julie 21
Jew got to be kidding me.
Charles900 16
It's always sad when people are actually that stupid.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." -Aldous Huxley
Oblivion239 21
My parents are actually like that. They say so what about that since they don't see justice in it to there people. Ill make a long story short but the people in Israel so the jews aren't really the nicest to the Lebanese (which I am and I am hoping you know where Lebanon is). If you know about the middle east the people from Israel kill people from Lebanon but nobody cares about that.
badgercheese94 16
I am guessing their parents are members of that Stormfront website.
abNormal62 23
Holograms? Not real Holocaust? Unreal! But sadly true
ometzit 4
That's one sick fairytale you have been telling.
DalekBubbles 18
"Jews were gassed to death at Auschwitz... It is simply a fact." -California judge Thomas T. Johnson, Mermelstein vs. the Institute for Historical Review
aleemoe45 15
What is our world coming to?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I don't know about the whole world but I know a good portion of it is currently living in a state of denial.
Stillo 25
This is just sad.... As someone currently living in Berlin, Germany, this city is just full of history.