Kids: Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He...

By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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Same thing different taste

By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Sorry sweetie

By ddhaley1 - 18/07/2015 19:08 - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Collin - 10/06/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:02

You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

tony1891 22

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:03

how does he say hello i wonder?

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pptm 13

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:35

Lol is a kid

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 4 September 2014 13:55

Nice to know Lol is a kid.

ironhead_fml 20

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:37

Brat !!

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 4 September 2014 13:05

That really bites, dude.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 13:17

Show him you accept his apology by throwing him into the pool

thatnucca 36

Thursday 4 September 2014 13:24

Did she give you flowers after?

Mad_Or_Nah 13

Thursday 4 September 2014 13:32

i think Youre talking about a different FML.

PoisonOrchid 21

Thursday 4 September 2014 14:12

I wanna know where the hell his parents were.

GentlemanBastard 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:54

Biting other strangers on the other side of the pool.

PoisonOrchid 21

Friday 5 September 2014 2:49

Ahh, it all makes sense now...

Alexhamm33 5

Thursday 4 September 2014 14:17

Maybe he was mad his sister didn't pass swimming lessons.

crunchycheeto99 11

Thursday 4 September 2014 14:22

You should have said hello by pushing him in the pool.

vikky538 28

Thursday 4 September 2014 14:29

just imagine if the kid was angry instead of apologizing...

amless 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 15:55

Not everyone is good with words ;)

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Same thing different taste

Sorry sweetie

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