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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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By patty - 13/01/2009 02:47 - France

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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actionwaters 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:54

but you gave him your number and he annoys you?

missrit 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:54

Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.

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cheyAnn 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 19:18

Not much of an FML. I've seen a lot worse..

Iknoweverything 29

Thursday 7 April 2011 19:34

You give your phone number to someone who annoys you? Talk about bitchy. (I'm assuming you gave him your number, since you knew it was him calling you, so obviously you have his as well.) I hope he was disgustingly nice to you so that the guilt was laid on.

aimdya 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 19:35

That is completely freaking rude, you don't know if he was just trying to be nice and inform you of something embarrassing, like you had a hole in the butt of your pants or were trailing toilet paper, or if he was just coming to annoy you. How freaking hard is it to just talk to the guy for a couple minutes and see what he had to say and then excuse yourself politely.

BayBeezy 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:42

are you male or female..?

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 7 April 2011 19:35

aaww he just wanted to reach out and touch someone. in this case it was you... time to start a new game, ring and ditch.

HeartnSoul 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 19:40

You're a bitch, you deserve anything bad you get. Why can't you come out and say it to his face you wuss? Tell him he annoys or tell him you don't like him so he stops talking to you or recognizing your existance. Stop wasting his time. And to finish that first sentence, I hope you get AIDs