Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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actionwaters 3
but you gave him your number and he annoys you?
missrit 0
Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.
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Comments (113)
cheyAnn 0
Not much of an FML. I've seen a lot worse..
Iknoweverything 29
You give your phone number to someone who annoys you? Talk about bitchy. (I'm assuming you gave him your number, since you knew it was him calling you, so obviously you have his as well.) I hope he was disgustingly nice to you so that the guilt was laid on.
aimdya 5
That is completely freaking rude, you don't know if he was just trying to be nice and inform you of something embarrassing, like you had a hole in the butt of your pants or were trailing toilet paper, or if he was just coming to annoy you. How freaking hard is it to just talk to the guy for a couple minutes and see what he had to say and then excuse yourself politely.
BayBeezy 0
are you male or female..?
lmaoatall 6
aaww he just wanted to reach out and touch someone. in this case it was you... time to start a new game, ring and ditch.
HeartnSoul 3
You're a bitch, you deserve anything bad you get. Why can't you come out and say it to his face you wuss? Tell him he annoys or tell him you don't like him so he stops talking to you or recognizing your existance. Stop wasting his time. And to finish that first sentence, I hope you get AIDs
Nbram 1
Well played by that guy. He proved how arrogant you are. Overreacting is always your own fault.
jessdanceaway 0
Woot. Nice fail (;
musicboi96 1
bitch
djnova11 4
you are a dumb ass
sweet_candy_ 17
That sucks so bad. I know people like that they won't stop even if you ask them nicely.