Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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actionwaters 3
but you gave him your number and he annoys you?
missrit 0
Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.
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Comments (113)
cptmorgan15 2
Gene Simmons? John Holmes? Gene Holmes?
triggerit 5
have a sex with him, perhaps it helps to stop annoy him
goaliemkl123 8
it's not have a sex with him. it's have sex with him. no A
goaliemkl123 8
why would u go for Italian. it's one thing to speak english with an Italian accent, but it's an entirely different level to type it.
apf413 0
why would he have your number?
chester75 5
maybe one of her friends gave to him, or most obvious the phone book.
missrit 0
Chester, you know phone books don't list cell phone numbers, right?
NCR 0
give him a chance he might be rich or have a big dick
JenL_fml 7
And why does he has your number if he annoys you like you claim?
Sprocket 5
To everyone wondering why he had her number: 1) They know each other, so he likely wasn't originally annoying. 2) School directory could list cellphone numbers or you listed it on Facebook. Both bad ideas. 3) He asked a friend.
hey_its_kristi 0
4. It could be a work extension number.
ckyorelse 18
YDI for not putting your phone on silent
MotleyLue86 0
they could be just a normal person trying to talk to you and you could just be a stuck up bitch... did that ever cross your mind?
NubianAngel 0
Happen to me before!!! next time be quick and turn the volume off!
MikiBoy 0
Give the girl a break, I know her and I also know how annoying the guy is with her - he's even invited himself over to her house without her consent. ¬.¬ And he got her number by asking mutual friends... The only reason I'd say YDI to her is because she's too shy to tell him to GTFO aloud, after this it seems he at least got the message...
j2013t 0
how?
MikiBoy 0
do you mean how he got the message? well, i think it finally go through to him how much he creeps her out her when he realised what measures shed go too, to avoid speaking to him