Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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actionwaters 3
but you gave him your number and he annoys you?
missrit 0
Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.
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Comments (113)
FMLsOhilarious 6
Really? I'd like to say YDI, but I don't know the situation.
xxcrazygingerxx 0
gayyist FML i have ever heard.
bluegoldfish 7
guys, guys, why do so many people take this stuff so seriously? its really not worth getting so worked up over! also you dont even know her circumstances he might be a complete asshole you cant assume it was her fault just because in this one instance he had the moral high ground. and he didnt really, shes not even doing anything wrong, shes entitled to like or not like whoever she wants to. plus having read #48 he sounds like he deserves it...
buzz18 7
Lol had it coming!
cierramaeee 0
I have done this and i am bothered by guys like this all the time. (**** high school and rumors.) So i say go OP for at least trying to spare his feelings. :)
cierramaeee 0
also, if anyone knows how to convert a photo to JPEG format, please let me know.
tpike1296 11
WHY??? JPEG is lossy and loses detail every time it is edited. PNG or BMP are better (albeit a bit larger in size)
SirWrangler 5
Random...?
Barney_Rubble_75 0
mac or PC?
theonlysweetpea 10
Don't pick up! Duh!
SapphireSympathy 7
This is why, Ladies and Gentlemen, I put my phone on vibrate .
MrDiezel 3
The real question is why he has your number
jennt89 10
When doing that you're always supposed to put your phone on silent or at least vibrate.