By thebigtwinkie - 10/09/2014 07:52 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML
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thebigtwinkie 28

After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!

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andyeatsworld 10

Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".

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DogeMan 14

At least he did not say, I have lost my number can I have its

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blackonblight 32

"You're clever. Just kidding, you're a creep, don't come near me."

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enginsteve 17

I really think I need to go to Romania.. I can do better than that.

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Andrewluz 5

You shoulda said I'll give you a bj, jk, I'll give you a vassectomene

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glossyeyes 3

Dats te best pick up lyn eva im gon use it tonite!1!1!1!!!

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species4872 19

Mmmm Even I wouldn't say something like that considering the insensitive, offensive, thoughtless prick that I am. Mainly because I'm not in Romania.

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