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thebigtwinkie Bucharest, Romania

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

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thebigtwinkie 28

After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!

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andyeatsworld 10

Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".

Smiley_70 22

Hope you told him "in your dreams"

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Comments (98)

Scarylizard1798 23

At least ya got hit on!

ladoom 23

You know those lines work more than people think! Once people feel they don't get approved, they seem to get more interested.

massie91 7

he's insecure about himself obviously

Karefsn 9

a beginner, maybe?

wickedalwayswins 7

Was he Barney Stinson? "Then subtlety put her down" "Haley, you are a fat ugly *****" *drink to the face*

Jxv 15

At least he was kidding

brittneyalyseg 7

Panty dropper right there if I've ever heard one...

whensatanstrikes 12

best pickup line ever

trendkilla254 4

you're my baby daddy, just kidding you're just a paycheck.

CuriousYel1ow 13

Cause girls love to be told they're ugly.