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thebigtwinkie Bucharest, Romania

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

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thebigtwinkie 28

After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!

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andyeatsworld 10

Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".

Smiley_70 22

Hope you told him "in your dreams"

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MondRubberduck 24

Please say that you actually datet him afterwards

ThePaperDragon 31

The appropriate response is "not in your wildest dreams".

a_loucara 2

Thats just sad, on so many levels

fraener 5

Ewww. Talk about negging

Darkwolf360 2

But it's up to you to decide on which one is true

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

I hope u just went out with him for having the balls for using that pickup line

chuksnwali 34

there is no reason she should do that

light_specks 3

That doesn't take balls, just a complete lack of emotional intelligence and respect for another human being.

Edven 1

oh boo hoo. how terrible

otumboo 10

interesting pick up line

aaronire 19

Smoothest pick-up line ever!!