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Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

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thebigtwinkie 28

After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!

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andyeatsworld 10

Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".

Smiley_70 22

Hope you told him "in your dreams"

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paramor3 23

I guess some things sound better in your head...

_Adog2645 24

Like 24's comment

annarcheer 19

were u His date.?

cryssycakesx3 22

"His"... like Jesus?

XPhoenixFire 17

Haha did that really bother you that much?

Klima_fml 29

Never know until you try! :D

albertozeta_fml 9

"You are ugly. Just kidding. You are VERY ugly"

Icanmaketoast 9

He probably thought you'd fall for that. Loser.

spoo 24

This is an FML? Must be horrible having people show interest in you.

cjb87 23

Some guys like to put girls down who normally wouldn't go for them, and then give them a compliment, so the girl is grateful to have his approval after all. Not a good sign!

jackycat 17

Barney Stinson 101.

cjwayy 22

The guy sounds like he really does like you, he's just nervous :P kind of a strange pick up line but it's kinda cute at the end.

MrCareless 17

Or he is the kind of guy who tries this on every girl.. I hope for OP that he is the nervous guy

Sillsallad 15

What? How could it be considered cute?! It's plain rude

light_specks 3

#36, it really scares me when I see young women say something like that. Treating someone with this much disrespect and trying to undermine their self-esteem to get your way is a good indicator that he will get emotionally or physically abusive later, or at the very least that he will be a total piece of shit of a person to have around. Relationships are supposed to make you feel loved, liked, and respected, not worse about yourself. This isn't cute, and I really hope that you don't go for men like that. You deserve better.