Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML
Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Top comments
boxbrandon11 20
Why would you say no because of their computer background?
lulinator 40
Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.
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Comments (197)
Riceball__o3o 15
I hate One Direction's music as well but they're not shitty people. YDI for being a **** :)
HitmanKillsYou 13
She likes 1D? Lol you did the right thing, OP. She wont get far in life, loving that shit band.
musicforhearts 15
That's why you shouldn't judge people you don't know. YDI
Saraishi 25
Don't judge a book by its cover, as the saying goes.
PoLLynomchik 11
"Legally Blond"
zarrganaut 17
And that's where the saying "never judge a book by its cover" comes from. (Or desktop in this case)
Fetuskicker666 15
shouldent judge someone just cuz u dont like their taste in music.
AlysiaChanel 16
Thats what you get for judging her..based on what?? Her screensaver? You deserve it
FalloutScrolls 25
Judge not lest ye be judged. YDI
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Well, you're definitely cut out to be a judge.