Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML
Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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boxbrandon11 20
Why would you say no because of their computer background?
lulinator 40
Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.
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Comments (197)
Stansbury82 17
Time to kiss some major ass
nyagemini23 22
Lol u judged way too quickly, your loss
0070 9
YDI for being a judgmental douchebag
GhostFox 34
YDI. You should have exchanged grade information and target grades and decided off that rather than something so inconsequential as her band preferences. You sound like the type of person who, upon hearing someone talk with a Southern USA accent, immediately drops their IQ 20 points.
cappellaaa 23
YDI. You should t judge a person's intellect based on their music likes.
Qualm 6
From my experiences with One Direction fans is that they seem to try to relate everything to the band. OP probably didn't want to deal with that.
TallMist 32
And that happens with a lot of other fanbases, as well. Trying to relate things to the stuff they like. And, honestly, as long as the person doesn't go overboard with it, I don't see why there'd be a problem.
Grandpa_Gray 5
Nah even if she was she is well achieved. She's still most likely moron, and probably incapable of thinking correctly if he has a one direction wallpaper.
MSCCG 16
I don't understand how some people really think that the OD and Bieber hate is a serious indictment of people IRL. The internet is not truth, people. It's just random hatred.
flamingice13 11
never judge a book by its cover... or in this case computer screen by its background
wheelchairchick 11
ydi for being judgemental. I don't like 1D but I don't judge people who do.