Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML
Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Top comments
boxbrandon11 20
Why would you say no because of their computer background?
lulinator 40
Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.
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Comments (197)
flowerpotyo 8
Carma is a bitch
kinklouis 7
you're an asshole.
Oppression_fml 19
GET REKT.
JacobRSE 18
I can't even blame you. I would've said no as well
mikuxxhatsune 32
Come on, the only reason to refuse someone is if they were your mortal enemy... or someone notorious for not helping in assigments. Not music tastes.
Graceful99 11
That's what you get for judging someone based on what they like as an individual. Serves you right.
Hasfusel 7
I can only assume that the "One Direction" desktop screen is a deterent for pick-ups. Personally, I invent my own as a deterent. Working in IT, having a home screen worthy of the mood you are in can lead to some interesting theories about social evasion. Props to the genius.
JimBobJimBob 5
Wow, could you be any more of a snob? It's possible that she actually enjoys One Direction. Just because she's highly intelligent doesn't mean she's using a stupid strategy to avoid other people.
writerchic85 26
What band would have been acceptable to you as a background?
zmanster 4
Why would you judge someone on the music they like? definitely YDI
TallMist 32
YDI. Don't judge a person based on ONE band they like. I honestly don't care too much for them myself, but geeze. Are people REALLY sure that 1D fans are the bad ones?
TheUnicornMagic 2
I know? I've seen way more 'haters' of one direction talk about the band [and judge fans] then actual fans talking [and judging non-fans].