By mybfpeedonme - 30/9/2017 16:00

Gross!

Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML

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By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7547162 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:08

um I'm sure tweezers would have worked much better.

By cdgrayson | 21

#7547118 - Saturday 30 September 2017 16:05

I guess that bug was pissed off!

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By cdgrayson | 21

#7547118 - Saturday 30 September 2017 16:05

I guess that bug was pissed off!

duhoh | 3

#7547185 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:34

Yeah

kujiens101 | 24

#7547384 - Sunday 1 October 2017 8:27

More like pissed on!

By Danne696 | 14

#7547141 - Saturday 30 September 2017 16:47

This is the reason you should consult professionals straight away. There is another old folk remedy that says that you can cure rheumatism with rattlesnake venom which is equally bad for you.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7547143 - Saturday 30 September 2017 16:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By She's Got Moxie | 14

#7547153 - Saturday 30 September 2017 16:55

Why pee tho? ? And why the f would you listen to someone telling you to put it in your ear.... lmao

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7547162 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:08

um I'm sure tweezers would have worked much better.

RichardPencil | 27

#7547167 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:14

How would peeing on tweezers help?

DragonMaiden7 | 15

#7547306 - Saturday 30 September 2017 23:51

This actually made me giggle

By Kurliez408 | 31

#7547188 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:38

Can't believe you even agreed to that....

By fearrhyno1 | 18

#7547189 - Saturday 30 September 2017 17:41

Uhm, I think you kind of deserve this one.... PEE, inside your ear? That can cause an infection as it is, warm water would have sufficed but I really hope everything turned out great after the docs visit.