Gross!

By mybfpeedonme - 30/09/2017 16:00

Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
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sweetbliss3 37
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um I'm sure tweezers would have worked much better.

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cdgrayson 21
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I guess that bug was pissed off!

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cdgrayson 21
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I guess that bug was pissed off!

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duhoh 3

Yeah

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kujiens101 24

More like pissed on!

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Danne696 14
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This is the reason you should consult professionals straight away. There is another old folk remedy that says that you can cure rheumatism with rattlesnake venom which is equally bad for you.

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RichardPencil 30
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She's Got Moxie 14

Why pee tho? ? And why the f would you listen to someone telling you to put it in your ear.... lmao

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sweetbliss3 37
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um I'm sure tweezers would have worked much better.

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RichardPencil 30
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How would peeing on tweezers help?

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sweetbliss3 37
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hahaha.not sure. you go try it and then let me know what happens.

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DragonMaiden7 15
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This actually made me giggle

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Kurliez408 32
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Can't believe you even agreed to that....

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fearrhyno1 18

Uhm, I think you kind of deserve this one.... PEE, inside your ear? That can cause an infection as it is, warm water would have sufficed but I really hope everything turned out great after the docs visit.

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Ladisa 28
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I'm curious, why would pee cause an infection? Unless the bf (assuming it was his pee) had a UTI, the pee should be pretty sterile.

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Tripartita 44
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How the hell did an FML from the pre-google era make it through to modern times?!

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kusje 29
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YDI for letting him pee in your ear

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sullivankeara 25
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What did I just read?

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Seeya55 31
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A beautiful story of pee and woe.

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Cali 54
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Well said, chyiochan.

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