Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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Lalala579121 28
Taking someone's seat is an affront to their humanity and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
InnocenceBlue 38
I had a girl once threaten to beat me up after I had taken a seat next to my boyfriend, simply because she decided that she wanted to sit there. I told her fat chance and to grow up. I could feel her eyes burning into me the whole lesson. It was all quite strange because she'd never shown any interest in him whatsoever before then. People are weird, but at least you didn't end up looking like an immature idiot OP :)
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Comments (59)
NamelessGhoul 11
Sounds like that girls parents didn't do a very good job on her. Time to scrap her and try a newer model.
jelrid 30
My nephew did that at his school, once. He's in kindergarten.
RealityGap 9
People do that on CS:GO when you won't give them the AWP you picked up off a dead body.
TaoShaman 24
That happened to me in college. In Biology, we worked with whoever we sat next to. I didn't like the person next to where I was sitting, he wasn't very helpful so I sat somewhere else. This girl just stood behind me the whole time until the professor told everyone to work with whoever they were with last time. Thankfully I just worked with someone who's last partner wasn't there. But this girl wanted to work with a specific guy because she liked him and refused to sit down until she did. He didn't care anyway. I don't think he liked her too much.
coraline123c 23
That crap used to happen to me all of the time in high school, some people are just ridiculous
Jnerdy97 13
Hey this guy forbade me from playing his Wii U. We're not even friends. People really don't mature in high school.
xnemesis1981 15
It may have been a meltdown not a temper tantrum. People with autism can struggle to deal with lateral thinking and if she saw the seat and decided that's where she was going to sit then you sitting there has thrown her brain into chaos - in such way it could be physically painful for her. My son does stuff like that - he can't help it. I'm hoping he manages to overcome it before he reaches adolescence though. It sucks to deal with but it sucks for them too.
Diddlydoo1632 18
There are probably a shit ton of millennials saying she deserved the seat solely because she was a girl" (millennials are radical feminists)
RageWolf16 31
Chairing is caring.
amccaul1976 8
welcome to the pusification of America. bitch loud enough and get your way. BS.
leafynitemare 24
I'm glad someone notices this.