Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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Lalala579121 28
Taking someone's seat is an affront to their humanity and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
InnocenceBlue 38
I had a girl once threaten to beat me up after I had taken a seat next to my boyfriend, simply because she decided that she wanted to sit there. I told her fat chance and to grow up. I could feel her eyes burning into me the whole lesson. It was all quite strange because she'd never shown any interest in him whatsoever before then. People are weird, but at least you didn't end up looking like an immature idiot OP :)
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Comments (59)
LyricaSilvan 30
But OP, I mean... Clearly where one sits in a high school classroom is something that will affect one's entire life from that point on. You not letting her sit there could mean she has to...-dramatic pause- SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
mswim 27
In the most no offensive way possible, was she special needs?
baby4mommy 27
Well she obviously needs that chair
catherinecas 30
That makes sense. In high school there were a certain type of desk that were the only ones I could sit in (docs orders). Usually there would only be one of these seats per class. Most people when it was explained were cool with. Except for this one bitch in math. Every ******* day I had to ask her to move.
LivToFail 28
That isnt the only thing that was thrown, cause I just threw my faith in humanity out the window.
DaniealThePope 18
#WhiteGirl
Thorn9000 17
Stuff like this is the reason I hated high school (until I switched schools in Senior year, the new school was awesome!)
corky1992 33
You didn't give it to her, did you?
KhaleesiDannie 26
But but but you were sitting next to Jimmy Brenton and she's had a crush on him for like ever and and blah blah blah whine cry
Wyrmflight 13
Having a preferred seat is one thing, but throwing a tantrum because you didn't get your seat? I'm wondering if they ever tried asking if they could sit there, which would be a reasonable response.
Boobookittyf96 10
tell her to go back to elementary
Lisa_Kdubz 20
This gets even crazier in college. People go crazy when you sit in their self assigned unassigned seat