Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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Lalala579121 28
Taking someone's seat is an affront to their humanity and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
InnocenceBlue 38
I had a girl once threaten to beat me up after I had taken a seat next to my boyfriend, simply because she decided that she wanted to sit there. I told her fat chance and to grow up. I could feel her eyes burning into me the whole lesson. It was all quite strange because she'd never shown any interest in him whatsoever before then. People are weird, but at least you didn't end up looking like an immature idiot OP :)
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Comments (59)
Cdog96 8
Same, that happened to me once, but it was a dud
zadok24 11
Still happens at my university. People are stupid
theamazingd 17
I want a followup on this, because as has already been pointed out, we don't know if it was a seat she continuously sat in (in which case, YDI. That messes people up. Don't be that guy.) or if she was just being ridiculous.
Bombergaler 2
bitch, don't take my seat!!!!
amber3120 15
I would have said "fine you want this seat?" Stand up , spit in the chair smile and sit some where else . Simple as that. If she wants it that bad she'll sit in it.
Iris_River 15
I've dealt with this plenty of times before.