Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
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Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.
NYM88 26
You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!
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Comments (59)
thejonac 21
don't even bother to think twice about his comment, if he's attached his partner is going to find out about his shitty attitude very soon and they'll break up, but i think you're better off waiting for the right one. meanwhile, just enjoy all the free time you have and get a hobby! in no time, you'll be having more fun in life than him. don't sweat it, confidence is sexy :)
pphead 5
What made him think that was necessary to say? What a dick. Ignore him op
jaymecarterr 21
With that rudeness if he's not single already, he will be soon!
Rented_eyebrows 18
Wtf...seriously ...
chuka81 27
You must be an ugly ass girl. Or have some serious behavioural issues for a stranger to jump to that conclusion.
ItsDutch 16
Or the guy was simply an asshat.
juliana011 17
People ask me if I'm a blonde ... I say yes. Cus I am a blonde, then I tell them they're stupid. This person was stupid too.
sweetbliss3 37
I don't understand how your comment relates to this fml at all.
iseebearbears 27
I totally understand why now.
Darkness_Hate 29
Just ignore him and live your life.
vikky538 29
Being single is not a bad thing.
cheeeksss 29
I hate people like him. People who think you only have worth if you are in a relationship. People who think being single means there is something wrong with you. People like him absolutely disgust me.
ItsDutch 16
I've never really understood why some people think you have to be in a relationship to be happy.. I'm perfectly happy being single. It allows me to focus on college, and I can do whatever I please.
jack67_fml 14
Lol I want to meet that guy #savage