Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.
NYM88 26
You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!
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Comments (59)
daemonsparta 16
trololol
Hop6e 22
Shoulda thrown something at his head. Asshole. Who the hell does stuff like that? It's just rude! I'm sorry. Being single isn't a negative thing and people that think so like him, are idiots.
babygirlprincess 17
what a dick
thesawgmizer 14
Just relish the fact that he is gay, cuz you are what you eat.
5irwinsofdw 5
Rekt.
Malecent 13
If the genders were changed everybody would be saying that she was funny...
BrotherPhil 35
Christ, what an asshole.
Szaszaspasz 26
You dodged a bullet, OP. Imagine what an asshole he would have been to you if you were actually in a relationship.
terrix7 13
Okay, my honest opinion: He was going to hit on you, and then didn't know what to say after a pretty girl like you was actually available, so he said whatever came out of his mouth. Maybe he meant, "you look like my type" but it came out wrong.
charlieoogx 7
'Cause the players gonna play play play play