Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously...

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2015 19:45

Next time you see her, put her on the spot & tell her you lost her number & then ask her for it. First, she'll be bummed her "trick" didn't work & second, she'll feel bad when you don't call her. Turn about is fair play.

lulinator 40

Wednesday 25 November 2015 19:42

Curious as to what OP's interaction with her has been thus far that made the girl feel the need to do this. If OP has been creepy, maybe she's being proactive. But if OP truly just knows her "in passing" this is a total dick move on the girl's part.

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FMLusername969 21

Thursday 26 November 2015 9:41

I would just ask her straight up why she would go out of her way to come up to you and give you a fake number when you never asked for it in the first place. If her answer sucks just say why don't you ldo something productive with her time andstop wasting your

alanna_ann 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 9:58

act like you never called and just play it cool so it looks like she was the one getting "rejected"

FMLusername969 21

Thursday 26 November 2015 9:59

I would just ask her straight up why she would go out of her way to come up to you and give you a fake number when you never asked for it in the first place . If her answer sucks just ask her " Why don't you do something productive with your time and stop wasting mine". And/or "What made you think I wanted your phone number to begin with? Don't flatter yourself".

Eek74 11

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:44

I wonder if this could be a mistake. If she has notes with the rejection hotline on it for use when somebody asks, and gave one by mistake.

sarah2144 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:51

I thought they shut that number down.

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 26 November 2015 14:24

Go into overdrive. When she's alone, get all quiet and secret spy like. "How did you get the agency number? Never mind. The Russian is on his way." And then hurry away, looking all around.