By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 363
You deserved it 6 743

Same thing different taste

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Seems like she is into *********** so I think you would rather not go along

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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Make sure you chew up all his things and pee on his blanket.

That's not cool. Don't hate him 'cause he's beautiful.

perdix 29

Show her how you can lick your own balls and she'll want to date you.

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Just to be safe he should sniff her ass also.

And if that fails at least your dog can tell you all a lot his Valentine's date!

That bites, OP. everyone has it ruff on Valentines Day.

"Alsatian" your dog will definately have it ruff., OP. But dont worry, she will "rottweiler" and her fetishes are satisfied.

21 what the ******* **** are you talking about? Worst pun attempt ever

It's trying to communicate.. What should we do?

Kill it with fire. It cannot be assimilated into society and its return vessel is irreparable. We must protect our species at all costs

KareBear7364 5

that's weird...you shouldn't wanna be with someone who prefers dogs over men anyway..

Well of course your dog has better game than you do. You know he's the cute one of your dynamic duo. And I bet you got him so girls would talk to you. Boy, did THAT backfire big time!

stephenfryups 7

perhaps she was Alyssa Rosales.

hanymandy 6

You really want to date a girl whose trying to date your dog? Seems weird to me

tralala453 22

If she doesn't have a dog too that's a bit weird, be glad she didn't invite you...

KiddNYC1O 20