By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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cliffibom 15

Seems like she is into *********** so I think you would rather not go along

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ollie179 21

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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ns1985 15

Most dogs do. which woman can resist a cute dog?

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Jemm_fml 29

Am I the only one who thinks this girl was obviously joking?

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wildcat90 1

Maybe shes into ***********. If so, thats nasty. Or maybe your dog is better looking than you.

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lolzisaid 4

good for your dog ;) gotta realise that his a big boy know and don't need supervision all the time

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cuponoodles34 10

watch out. she might try to **** your dog, and put it on youtube.

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SaintComet 3

DAWGS BEFORE BITCHES DUDE YOUR DOG BETTER HAVE YO BACK

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DanielleinDC 33

Maybe she wants to set up her dog with yours. Otherwise, this gal is just too plain weird.

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Satoaoi 13

I'd stay clear of her from now on. she's into that *********** stuff. save yourself and your dog

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