Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML
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Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
Today, I was waiting for my friend outside a restaurant when a man walked up and said, “You must be Sarah.” I said no to get rid of him. He apologized and walked away. Two minutes later, my friend arrived and asked why I was talking to her dad. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
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Top comments
drbobbz 16
Well, he thought you were there for a 6 inch!
JustBecausePie 12
That's ****** up on so many levels.
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Comments (79)
more4me 27
Creepy old **** , that's nasty!
Amandallynn 9
most time, the best way to deter a creep is to get loud and crazy....get everywun payin attention to wat he did/said.
gigistar15 21
Yea, once a homeless guy stalked me into Starbucks
Saraishi 25
I have my horrified face on, OP.... Da.fuq?? That's beyond creepy!
gamernation89 10
I would have said well you do know I can call 911
badgercheese94 16
Kick him in his meatball marinara sub!
xxsakuraxx 29
Thats really creepy! You should have made a scene of him harassing you so he would get thrown out and learn his lesson. Sexual harassment is never okay. You have to show him that you are not going to stand there and take it, or he will keep doing it and go further.
Chevyguy_s10 10
Not gonna lie, good come back
Dean__Winchester 16
And that's when you look at him dead straight and go "I'm a lesbian."
Diamondbladex 4
Ohh god why..