Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
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Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
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inner_peace 19
There are some crazy people in this world, OP. Be careful.
sabrinalynn22 19
Whip your hair back and forth in that crazy lady's face.
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Comments (138)
pwnman 33
Hey OP, I must say that I know that you know she is weird. There is a chance for her to stalk you, so therefore if she does report her for sure. I also know that you are probably freaking out of getting attacked this way from a woman that was crazy. Hoping for the best is the best thing to do and so you should have the awareity to take care of yourself. Yes, I am aware that awareity is not a word.
blackychan63 12
Good for help, but this is fml. This is just a place for people to bitch about whatever.
kittie77 10
Run for your life!!!
CurlyQute 17
I hate it when people touch my hair!
blueboy154 12
Run and run and run. Don't ever stop. Don't turn back
Sathane 21
Who needs to sell their hair for money when the settlement money you'll get by suing crazy old ladies is enough?
speakersboom 19
key word: donate. You don't get money for it. I've done it, and you get sent a card saying thank you in the mail.
CrikOgresmasher 19
I didn't even get a card :/
PrincessBambii 21
My mom's hair is really pretty and she's been growing it for years, so it's all the way down to the back of her knees! The same thing basically happened to her one day, where some lady complimented her hair and said to her, "you should really cut it and donate it, you have a lot of it!" but my mom said she wasn't ready yet, and then the woman began listing off reasons why my mom should cut it off immediately for someone else, and implying that my mom was being selfish. So she said to the lady, "my sister has cancer, and when she needs my hair, I will more than gladly cut it off." That shut the woman up immediately. If you want to compliment somebodies hair, that's great and it will make them happy, but come on... It's none of your business what somebody does with it... Somebody shouldn't be told that they're selfish because they have hair like that and they're keeping it, like, come ON! Sorry for such a long comment, I just wanted to share! (:
energizerbunny23 18
Well then...
FYL_justsayin 9
I'm sorry, but this reminds me of Mean Girls when Damion grabs Cady's hair. I know I'm stupid.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
You should have slapped her across the mouth and asked her if she learned her lesson.
hanakshawki 7
She's crazy. If i were you i would've yelled back at her and be the meanest gal in the place!