CapNCook
Chicago, United States
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Unreasonable
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Anonymous
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Salida, United States
A-hole
Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML
Anonymous
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
genn
I can't take it anymore
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
yawny
Respect the dead
Today, I got slapped in the face for stifling a yawn at my grandmother’s funeral. I wasn’t being disrespectful; I have a condition. FML
Top comments
cristy91 33
You should have replied "thank goodness stupidity isn't or we'd all be screwed because of you"
RedPillSucks 33
Use your fist to innoculate him
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Comments (88)
kenoswild 14
Yo, Jesse Pinkman, bitch! Stop yawning on the job or that meth will be no good!!
WildWonder808 14
id yawn every time I walk by him
ragemuch 3
Tell him that his stupidity offends you, that's contagious as well.
Twigz 4
verbally abused? XD>
Murilirum 23
Technically it is
KatStyles 10
I'm just straight up confused...
jefflukey123 4
Well..he has a point..kinda
riveju 7
Did he really verbally abuse you? Did he really or was he just messing around? Sorry OP, I just find it hard to believe anyone would be stupid enough to resort to verbal abuse because of a yawn unless they were joking. Therefore, I assume you're just being oversensitive and I say YDI.
CapNCook 4
The world is full of unbelievably stupid people, please, dont be suprised..
puggypark 14
Sigh, people these days..
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
I just yawned after reading this