kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
UglyApparently
United Kingdom
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
csor027
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
True faith
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
althornton2462
Hudson, United States
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
ddeit
New Zealand
Cliché
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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Gtaylorfication 0
A client? like a your a stripper or something?
bjcr8978 0
Do you actually have a boyfriend?
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Comments (79)
CourtCourtb 0
I hate people like that! Don't let it bother you, at least you are in a relationship. Obviously the person you are with loves you! That's all that matters! :)
bigredhokiefan 1
The last time a hooker told me she had a boyfriend, I stared at her in disbelief too!
sliz225 6
Aww. This happened to me, too. Well, more specifically, I said "My boyfriend dumped me," and they said, stunned--"You had a boyfriend?!" F our lives.
biglittlehead 12
Exact same thing happened to me except it was a girlfriend an I did the dumping.
Techtacular 0
I would too if the prostitute I hired mentioned they had a significant other!
OHai15 12
Well thats fantastic....
1crabbygirl 10
Maybe your client thought it was unprofessional to mention your personal life to them.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Wow.... There must be sumthin wrong with your looks or attitude or sumthin......
Akharr01 5
Oh.
br0ccoli 14
Your client must think you're too beautiful to only have one ;)
undrtheblnkt 0
What the op forgot to add, was that her line of work can be referred to as prostitution.