kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
UglyApparently
United Kingdom
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
csor027
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
True faith
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
althornton2462
Hudson, United States
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
ddeit
New Zealand
Cliché
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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Gtaylorfication 0
A client? like a your a stripper or something?
bjcr8978 0
Do you actually have a boyfriend?
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Comments (79)
dansco 24
Are you that bad looking or just look dumb? Otherwise why would this client say anything?!
CRC_101 31
If it's a young person you're caring for that you're referring to as your "client," I will say young people can have a very weird perspective of your position. This occurrence honestly doesn't surprise me. It's little to nothing personal. They either have an expectation that, if they view you as older and further along in life, you are already married, or that, having a job of your sort, that sort of job-holder wouldn't be in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. It's hard to explain. Sometimes part of a job's description is that you're going to be viewed a certain way simply because of the position that you hold. Kids are idiots. I wouldn't be surprised if even a parent makes this remark; some jobs are very stereotyped. Don't worry, and don't take it harshly. I wouldn't even take it personally. Even if a kid did mean it in a personal manner, as I said, kids are idiots.
gonad_gobbler 1
can you imagine the what client's reaction will be when you tell them it's not really butter?
Demonyx 6
At least they didn't say "B*tch, please,who you think you foolin'?"
Imacatmeow1 6
Maybe your client is just in Denial because they want you for themselves.