kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
UglyApparently
United Kingdom
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
csor027
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
True faith
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
althornton2462
Hudson, United States
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
ddeit
New Zealand
Cliché
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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Gtaylorfication 0
A client? like a your a stripper or something?
bjcr8978 0
Do you actually have a boyfriend?
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Comments (79)
Slimma 20
Sooooo... someone doesn't believe you have a bf... not exactly the end of the world. Really who cares. Its your life and you don't have to prove anything to any clients about your actual life. Just take it in stride and keep on. You have one then that's a funny story to share with him. If not then ah well.
Pelreskovich 11
You showed him! Oh I'm sorry Mr./Mrs. client you don't have a significant other!?
Snowlight_fml 7
It's because he wanted to date you
meruu_2005 1
Does a ***** count
Peach3 1
Maybe you're right, but are you sure you're not just being overly sensitive? Is it possible they weren't staring in disbelief because you have a boyfriend? Maybe they weren't aware of the face they were making or they had something else on their mind.
kitkat1603 6
Oh it was definatley disbelief that I had a boyfriend ;) The client made that quite clear, on the second occaision I saw her, she said "I still can't believe YOU have a boyfriend"
CDeCam 9
You should have doubled the price of your services for being so rude, then saw the of their look of disbelief.
Choconumm 8
Someone be hatin
hateevryone 14
she's just mad cause she doesn't have 1.
SeemsToFail 0
I dont have one :(
Gtaylorfication 0
Maybe you should put that on your own FMl
perdix 29
You ought to look up that Craigslist loser from yesterday. I'm sure you two will be very happy together.
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Maybe they thought you were a lesbian.