By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 296
You deserved it 2 805

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Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

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From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

where else would there be a "dorm"?

#46 Boarding school. Now stop being a butthole trying to correct people.

I go to boarding school, a highschool, and obviously there are dorms there

Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

Calculator is slang for syringe or needle

notebooks are stampbags

And studying means injecting the marijuanas

"Yo teach, you got any 'answers'? Please man I'm desperate, this algebra is getting to my head..."

And asking someone "if they took chemistry" means "can you cook meth?"

#38 You don't injected marijuana. You smoke it. And for those people who want to call me a pothead I'm not. I'm just educated.

47- You're clearly not "educated" enough to realize that 38 was making a JOKE.

47, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that she was joking. Just a hunch.

If your going to make a joke. At least, no what your talking about. It just makes it valid in my opinion. You don't have to agree.

@53 im fairly certain they know you dont inject marijuana. that was part of the joke.

53- For someone who claimed to be educated, you sure made a lot of grammar/spelling mistakes. You must have no sense of humor at all, because it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that they were joking. Jokes don't need to be factual or "valid." It's just something to make people laugh.

Lol, I'm reading this while smoking my textbook.

#43, Chemistry Teacher: "I'm the one who experiments..."

Just like the teacher in Mean Girls

And that boys and girls is why we don't jump to conclusions.

Well she's just an idiot! Everybody knows the codeword is "Notebook."

Well that explains why the guy looked so confused when I have him some notebook paper..

I thought that was the codeword for a Death Note. I guess I don't know my code words very well. :(

damn, sorry OP for having a mother like that.

It's his classmates mother. Starts the FML saying it. Right at the very beginning.

I'm sorry you can't read :(

damn.... I suppose you are right. I read that too fast :P

Yay for privacy.

Soon she's going to confiscate your chemistry books to make sure you don't make meth.

Stupid people... stupid people everywhere!

"Aw yea man you KNOW I'm bringin that Chemistry: The Central Science this weekend!" "Fuck yea! This is gonna be a great weekend!"

She not YOUR mother... I'd cussed her ass out.

I no grammar good with no English weedbook... Err textbook.