By a.white - United States - Cheltenham
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
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53- For someone who claimed to be educated, you sure made a lot of grammar/spelling mistakes. You must have no sense of humor at all, because it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that they were joking. Jokes don't need to be factual or "valid." It's just something to make people laugh.

By  gc327072  |  29

"Aw yea man you KNOW I'm bringin that Chemistry: The Central Science this weekend!"

"Fuck yea! This is gonna be a great weekend!"