Today, my best friend told me she thinks my fiancé might be gay, because he won't cheat on me with her, like all my past boyfriends did. I'm sorry? My past boyfriends did WHAT with WHO? FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
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Boyufd 24
pls be a joke, but if it isn't you need to find a new best friend
RichardPencil 30
There's another explanation. He could be... ...what's the word for it?... ...faithful. Is that word archaic?
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Comments (7)
Boyufd 24
pls be a joke, but if it isn't you need to find a new best friend
RichardPencil 30
There's another explanation. He could be... ...what's the word for it?... ...faithful. Is that word archaic?
123Puppy 33
I hope you mean EX best friend…
poopface82 23
Wow. With friends like that, who needs…well, literally any other stressor in life? Your dude sounds like a good dude, and this so-called friend..,well, the hell with her. In fact, hell damn fart.
kristinagir 11
What a nice best friend :(
D J's MOM 17
you gained an awesome boyfriend and lost the backstabbing ho of a 'best friend'. it's a win win. personally I might have beaten her ass. don't do that though, but worth going to jail for scum.
slhiggx 17
She is not your best friend. Also she seems to have insecurities or some self esteem issues.