ccc
United States
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
meagainsttheworld
United States
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
BloodyButUnbowed
Lake Oswego, United States
Our heart goes out to you
Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML
Anonymous
Getting the point across
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Rabite
Bonn, Germany
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Top comments
wordly 0
Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.
TheUnnamedOne 0
**** u #3
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ibl5588 0
Nice buddy.
Curtieeeez 0
Aww. ): FYL.
xxjohnx5 0
i kno how u feel. as a homosexual, one time i got kum in my eye from a male prostitute and i fell asleep and when i woke up it was all crusty and gross and i couldnt see. when i went to the hospital, i realized all my past friends and family had abandoned me for being gay so i had to stay in the hospital with the prostitute...Awkwaaard
darkmis1 18
shut up #3 OP: awwwwwwwwww im sorry. y didnt u call ur parents? feel better and dont worry-im sure u have friends and family that care about u.
starberries 0
Not everyone has parents you idiot.
wet24_7 0
YDI you ******* loner, go cease to exist cause guess what no one will notice or give a shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
Telling someone to kill themselves and tell them that 'no one will care' means YOU ARE A ******* SHIT OF HUMANITY. Go **** yourself, asswipe...
baby_love 0
# 3 and #36 need to be thrown off a bridge -_- wtf? poor guy...try to meet new people i guess :[
cinderelly 0
nobody cares how pathetic your life is.
xxjohnx5 0
i know how you feel. being a homosexual, i once went to the hospital when i got cum in my eye and couldnt see cuz it got all crusty and gross. Except the only person i knew to call was the male prostitute that did it to me (because i have no friends since coming out) but he didnt even come. F our lives man...
shitocky 0
Aw man I feel for ya. I know what it feels like. It'll be okay tho.
Chopramen 0
You didn't know who to call? Shoulda called Ghostbusters.