Health, Friends and Transportation: Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room... - FML

By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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wordly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

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MichelleSoFlyy 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:09

Awh, that does suck. lol

sdhguy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:26

I fell bad for ya man,make some friends

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:13

Give the dude a break. You know the hospital could be quite a drive, from where his friends/family lives. That really sucks. Happens occasionaly at the hotel I work at because they are out of towners & have no one to call since their families live a few states away. = (

ET890 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:15

Well that has got to suck...and be embarrassing.

lululovesmusik 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:20

i'll be your friend!

Zerooo_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:32

FYL , sad story bro

necropalice 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:25

#55 is a vigilante! OP, things will pick up. xxxx

yourmomm 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 10:41

wow, you aren't a loser at all!

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:39

wow this was a painful for those of you who said parents he's probably living else where from them otherwise would have called you need to find yourself a girl or perhaps that it is that you found a girl and you are otherwise incapable wooing said strumpet?

VegasMade702 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:30

Awwwwww noooo....that's so sad. Call me next time and I'll sign you out sweetie!!! Hehehe...

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