Health, Friends and Transportation: Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room...

By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 129

You deserved it 4 419

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 118

You deserved it 2 474

By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 879

You deserved it 2 987

By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 276

You deserved it 3 379

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 594

You deserved it 9 127

Getting the point across

By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 128

By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 056

You deserved it 772

By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 648

You deserved it 1 382

By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 622

You deserved it 3 248

Baby come back

By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 028

You deserved it 5 370

By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 583

You deserved it 15 063

wordly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

Comments

MasterConan 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:54

are u my ex-wife? alienating everyone around u and always ending up at the ER... sounds like u. I bet it is. lol.

mcur 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:35

SOMEONE has No friends lol loser!!!!!!!wow go on eharmony or something loser

nerdy8675309 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 3:56

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

cowmeleon 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:28

Awww I'm sry :'(

rachelovemoore 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:14

this is just sad

77777771 12

Monday 26 September 2011 21:35

Awwww that's okay(:

babe7260 30

Monday 16 April 2012 7:23

Aww that's so sad!!!! I sure hope you meet some people that you can have a wonderful fulfilling friendship/ relationship with!!!! Good luck!!!! Hugs

doglover100 28

Monday 3 September 2012 22:41

Sorry. I hope you find someone.

kittie77 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 5:46

Aww =( at least the cab driver was a nice person..

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 29 October 2015 9:00

That's sad. Sorry Op.

Keywords

Social Media Love Stalker Instagram Phobias Spiders Ironic Animals Embarrassing Bikes Transportation Ecology Health Work AITA Drunk Poopoo peepee Geek Facebook Mysterious Weird Vacation Gamers Video games Gross First Dates Smells Parents Technology Kids

The Top

Today, I found out that if you put tea bags into a cup of hot water, the tea bags will melt. The result: You get to drink and chew tea leaves at the same time, with little bits of actual tea to help make them go down. 0/10, do not recommend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100

You deserved it 435

Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 405

You deserved it 176

The Top

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 638

You deserved it 3 169

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 088

You deserved it 5 618

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 632

You deserved it 2 562

Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 517

You deserved it 3 840

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 213

You deserved it 9 641

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 212

You deserved it 42 491

Same thing different taste

Thanks, guys

Getting the point across

Baby come back

Top comments

Comments