Money: Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me...

By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

By Graverobber - 23/11/2018 14:00

Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

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Health hazard

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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Nice try old man

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:40

Ditch him he cant take back the gas

muhaidib 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:43

Ahh, that's how hookers start

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xHuey123 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:39

Well i'd do it. Who's not into old men right?

mbrown27 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:47

awww poor thing, you need a hug.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:05

as soon as he give you the free gas, ditch him. he can't take it back.

Zeronos 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:17

This makes me wonder... What would you do for a Klondike bar? heh heh. ;)

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:39

I hope you have turbo; burst the **** out of there... far.

DeafWolverine 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:04

ill take ya out lol

kareltje 17

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:24

Selfrespect, sold for 4 bucks per liter... That's a good one...

duhWINNING2_fml 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:53

Ewwwwwe

Takainthemachine 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:02

If you go, please update us on how long he took to chew his food! Lmao or perhaps he does puree?

naakaa319 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:28

Make sure you don't go out alone with him!

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

Health hazard

Nice try old man

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