Money: Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me...

By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

By Graverobber - 23/11/2018 14:00

Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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Nice try old man

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:40

Ditch him he cant take back the gas

muhaidib 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:43

Ahh, that's how hookers start

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bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:44

Look on the bright side...No teeth, no rake!

Niniboo 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:45

I understand. times are tough

dkainjr 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:06

Free gas and free food. Double win!

Joshawott 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:28

*coughslagcough* So if a date costs free petrol, how much would I have to give for a night in and breakfast?...Self-respect fail 9.9

chels1994 11

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:14

you may not be able to leave with self respect, but you can leave with a full tank

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:16

you are broke and stupid. he can't give you free gas unless he pays for it. it has to come out of someone's pocket

mic203 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:16

u knw the deal,"GAS,GRASS OR ASS,NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE".

BrittRoxx101 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:04

Take the gas and never go on the date teehee

2dog 15

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:06

I did that with a hobo and they are really hot now

willow_smithO_o 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:09

Wow treating a girl with gas my guess its not gonna work out

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

Health hazard

Nice try old man

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