Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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Top comments
imustbeinsane 2
Ditch him he cant take back the gas
muhaidib 2
Ahh, that's how hookers start
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Comments (143)
bubo_fml 11
Look on the bright side...No teeth, no rake!
Niniboo 5
I understand. times are tough
dkainjr 0
Free gas and free food. Double win!
Joshawott 21
*coughslagcough* So if a date costs free petrol, how much would I have to give for a night in and breakfast?...Self-respect fail 9.9
chels1994 11
you may not be able to leave with self respect, but you can leave with a full tank
mosquito19 14
you are broke and stupid. he can't give you free gas unless he pays for it. it has to come out of someone's pocket
mic203 2
u knw the deal,"GAS,GRASS OR ASS,NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE".
BrittRoxx101 7
Take the gas and never go on the date teehee
2dog 15
I did that with a hobo and they are really hot now
willow_smithO_o 0
Wow treating a girl with gas my guess its not gonna work out