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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

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A good time to trade information about your last bout of depression, I would say.

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