Awkward and Love: Tickle time

Tickle time

By sarahbeth93 - 20/07/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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Brain fart

By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Susieee_Q 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

Did your brain derp?

Comments

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:05

that's why I make an effort to only date girls named "Lisa".

anothersuicide 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:23

I only date women with names that ryme, so that way if I screw up their name the first time I just keep adding names until I get it right and it's all a big joke!

Meixpr 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:10

I absolutely hate being tickled, but that doesn't stop people from doing it. Anyway, I always fear I'll end up calling my boyfriend by my ex's name, and then realize that if I keep worrying over it I'll eventually end up doing it. It's not her fault if it wasn't done on purpose, but things like that CAN get under one's skin if they're insecure or get jealous easily. Good news, though. No tickling!

daminantion 14

Friday 22 July 2011 20:25

tl dr

Meixpr 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:27

Too vague; don't give a ****.

professorxfm 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:17

That's what he gets for not knowing when to stop!

johnnie254 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:24

your probably single huh?

ImProDuh 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:20

Haha. He's a little feminine

xBabyBoo_fml 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:20

Wow Idk How You Guys Do Dat Call Your Boy/Girlfriend By Your Ex's Forreals I've Never Done Dat Mistake Ahahaha(: Sucks Too Bee Youu Rite Knw!!

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:56

I kNo RiTe?! Ppl B s0 dUmB]!!!1!1!! Actually, shut up, the only mistake you've made is bothering to write out that disgusting comment. I really don't want to be mean, but don't expect to get liked on FML if you continue writing like that.

softball1432 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:51

45- haaaaaaaaaa!!!! oh gosh.. I almost peed myself laughing..

deadbabyjesus 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:28

dumbass.

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:39

I don't know what is worse; that you called your boyfriend by your ex's name or that it took you five minutes to realize it. Hopefully, your boyfriend is smart enough to end things with you.

countryboy910 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:47

I usually just use the name "baby". Atleast your not like my uncle was- he didn't kno the name of any girl he dated. Hell it took him almost a whole year before he knew his future wife's name.