Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
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Comments (150)
OfficeNinja 5
that's why I make an effort to only date girls named "Lisa".
anothersuicide 0
I only date women with names that ryme, so that way if I screw up their name the first time I just keep adding names until I get it right and it's all a big joke!
Meixpr 12
I absolutely hate being tickled, but that doesn't stop people from doing it. Anyway, I always fear I'll end up calling my boyfriend by my ex's name, and then realize that if I keep worrying over it I'll eventually end up doing it. It's not her fault if it wasn't done on purpose, but things like that CAN get under one's skin if they're insecure or get jealous easily. Good news, though. No tickling!
daminantion 14
tl dr
Meixpr 12
Too vague; don't give a ****.
professorxfm 7
That's what he gets for not knowing when to stop!
johnnie254 7
your probably single huh?
ImProDuh 0
Haha. He's a little feminine
xBabyBoo_fml 3
Wow Idk How You Guys Do Dat Call Your Boy/Girlfriend By Your Ex's Forreals I've Never Done Dat Mistake Ahahaha(: Sucks Too Bee Youu Rite Knw!!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I kNo RiTe?! Ppl B s0 dUmB]!!!1!1!! Actually, shut up, the only mistake you've made is bothering to write out that disgusting comment. I really don't want to be mean, but don't expect to get liked on FML if you continue writing like that.
softball1432 0
45- haaaaaaaaaa!!!! oh gosh.. I almost peed myself laughing..
deadbabyjesus 2
dumbass.
KnucklesDeep 5
I don't know what is worse; that you called your boyfriend by your ex's name or that it took you five minutes to realize it. Hopefully, your boyfriend is smart enough to end things with you.
countryboy910 0
I usually just use the name "baby". Atleast your not like my uncle was- he didn't kno the name of any girl he dated. Hell it took him almost a whole year before he knew his future wife's name.
VeganVampyre 27
That reminds me of my mom. She called her boyfriend "that guy I'm dating" because after two years she couldn't remember that his name was John.
valdancer99 0
Looks like somebody had a slight brain fart eh?
soad4life 2
Been there done that!! Are the names at least similar?